Activists Propose Expanding ‘Pride Month’ To ‘Pride Year’ To Expand Awareness

by Kyle Robinson

-- As Pride Month begins yet again, also known by normal people as ‘June,’ there have been calls from BLM activists to expand the celebration for a full year...to be held once a year. The bold idea would have massive ramifications for other month celebrations. Every other celebratory month, including Black History Month, would then have to be cancelled.

“It has become clear that one month is just not enough time to fully shove rainbow logos and flags into other people’s faces,” said a slightly inebriated Nancy Pelosi. “And those who oppose this idea clearly hate people of color and the only solution is communism and open borders.” The current Speaker of the House did not explain the connection between these points.

Upon the conclusion of Pelosi’s speech the same BLM activists took the stage to then blame the cancellation of Black History Month on White Supremacy, and the only solution to be aborting 1,000 babies immediately.

Subsequent necessary changes to the world will also include:

⁃ Derek Jeter’s birthday to be read as: Pride Month 26

⁃ Christmas to be cut drastically to be celebrated only in private basements for one hour a year

⁃ Ramadan to be a mandatory national month (will also conflict with Pride Year)

⁃ It will be illegal to say Donald Trump’s name during Pride Year