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Parody Song Family Band Signs Deal With Capitol Records
By Drew Valdez -- Move over Holderness Family. There’s a new parody song family in town and guess what. They’ve signed a record deal. As...

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Apr 26, 2020


Trump Reveals All COVID-19 Test Patients Die As Result Of Disinfectant Injections
By Drew Valdez -- Less than 48 hours after his suggestion of injecting disinfectant into the body in order to kill COVID-19, president...

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Apr 25, 2020


Dolphins Draft Brick Wall In Hopes To Improve Offensive Line
By Drew Valdez -- Following a disappointing 2019 the Miami Dolphins looked to this year's NFL Draft as an “opportunity to get better.”...

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Apr 24, 2020


After Long Internal Conflict, Obama Gives Ringing Endorsement of Electricity
By Kyle Robinson -- “After careful thought and experimentation, I am finally ready to give my full endorsement to the invention of...

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Apr 22, 2020


Loyalty Rate Among Couples Living Together Skyrockets Amid Stay Home Order
By Drew Valdez -- Before the novel coronavirus caused the NBA season to cease and "Stay At Home" orders to be enforced, individuals in...

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Apr 21, 2020


WWIII Officially Postponed As Nations Attempt To Contain Coronavirus
By Drew Valdez -- World War Three has officially been put on hold until the coronavirus is contained. National leaders came to a...

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Apr 20, 2020


Man Reads All 20,000 Plus Emails With Excess Free Time
By Drew Valdez -- A New Hampshire man says he’s gone through more than 20,000 of his unread emails with newfound free time due to the...

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Apr 17, 2020


Alyssa Milano Appointed By God As Ultimate Authority On Sexual Assault Allegations
By Kyle Robinson -- In an effort to aide humanity in the ever more complex world of being objectively honest, “Who’s the Boss?”’s very...

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Apr 16, 2020


Peeping Toms Having Great Success As Result Of Stay Home Measures
By Drew Valdez -- As you know by now, the current nationwide “stay home” measures have led most Americans to be home for the majority of...

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Apr 14, 2020


Biden To Prove Youthfulness By Promising To Campaign In All 48 States
By Kyle Robinson -- As concerns set in involving Joe Biden’s energy levels and mental capacity, Joe has made a vow that he intends to...

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Apr 13, 2020
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