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Confused Biden Throws Out First Pitch At Washington Football Team’s Home Opener Three Days Late
by Drew Valdez -- The now formerly racist Washington Football Team lost in their home opener Sunday that was supposed to have a special...

Weekly Report
Sep 15, 2021


FOX Quickly Cuts To Commercial After Ortiz Goes Into Story About Shooting
by Drew Valdez -- While the MLB on Fox crew broke down the Reds/Cardinals game, former AL MVP and 3-time World Series champion with the...

Weekly Report
Sep 12, 2021


Vaccinated Family Relieved That Husband Died Of Blunt Force Trauma, Not Covid
by Kyle Robinson -- The Sotos, a devout Faucist family, had been in suspense for hours for news on their father/husband after a car...

Weekly Report
Sep 12, 2021


Biden Sends Mean Letter To Illiterate Taliban Threatening To Withhold Pride Flags
by Kyle Robinson -- President Biden added to his tough-on-terrorist approach toward the Taliban this week via a letter. The president...

Weekly Report
Aug 31, 2021


Activists Propose Expanding ‘Pride Month’ To ‘Pride Year’ To Expand Awareness
by Kyle Robinson -- As Pride Month begins yet again, also known by normal people as ‘June,’ there have been calls from BLM activists to...

Weekly Report
Jun 2, 2021


Study Finds There Were More U.S. Super Spreader Events in 2020 Than 1980’s West Hollywood
by Drew Valdez -- Super spreading has always been a thing. We have some famous examples that include the bubonic plague in the...

Weekly Report
Apr 20, 2021


“Gemstones Don’t Do Anything!” Says Guy Who Thinks Someone Walked On Water
by Drew Valdez -- Gemstones have long been used for their believed healing powers and have only expanded in popularity with Millennial...

Weekly Report
Apr 20, 2021


Dr. Fauci Very Upset There Is No Covid Case Spike In Texas After Rangers Game Crowds
by Kyle Robinson -- As Texas is one of the more criticized states due to its ending of Covid restrictions, they recently saw their...

Weekly Report
Apr 9, 2021


Radical Christian Dad Lets Children Out Of Backyard Shed After Locking Them Inside For 3 Days
by Drew Valdez -- This Easter, or Sunday, April 4th, 2021 to regular folk, a radical Christian father of two boys finally let his kids...

Weekly Report
Apr 4, 2021


MLB Moves All-Star Game From Georgia To North Korea, Citing ‘Admirable Election Integrity’
by Kyle Robinson -- As the state of Georgia passed new election reform to clamp down on voter fraud potential, President Biden made a...

Weekly Report
Apr 2, 2021
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