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LeBron Canceled For Congratulating Brady On Super Bowl Win
by Drew Valdez -- It's finally official: LeBron James is now canceled after his congratulatory remarks for Buccaneers quarterback Tom...

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Feb 8, 2021


AOC Details How She Narrowly Evaded Death During The Hindenburg Disaster (1937)
by Kyle Robinson -- Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez has seen many brushes with death during here short time here on Earth. With some of the...

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Feb 8, 2021


Bed Bath and Beyond Pulls Newell Products From Stores After CEO Publicly States “ACAB”
by Drew Valdez -- In an attempt to please the Right, Bed Bath and Beyond has pulled Newell products from stores after learning that the...

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Feb 2, 2021


Man From His Private Jet: “You Oil Workers Don’t Need Jobs That Hurt The Environment”
by Kyle Robinson -- As the shutdowns continue to wreak havoc on millions of Americans, there is a subsection of Americans that are...

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Jan 29, 2021


L.A. Bars & Restaurants To Provide Live Interpretive Dance Performances In Lieu Of TV Privileges
by Drew Valdez -- As outdoor dining resumes for the 14th time in Los Angeles County on Friday, public health officials announce that bars...

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Jan 29, 2021


Stalin Warns U.S. Speech Censorship Pushes Too Far Left
by Kyle Robinson -- In an abundance of caution, Soviet Dictator Joseph Stalin has spoken out about ‘Big Tech’ in the United States...

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Jan 13, 2021


Wellness Leader Accused Of Spreading Negative Energy
by Drew Valdez -- A local Wellness Leader is being accused of spreading negative energy after several members of the studio say they’ve...

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Jan 9, 2021


Amish Community Votes Thomas Edison "Most Destructive, Sinful Man Ever"
by Kyle Robinson -- The centuries old Amish magazine ‘Family Life’ has reported that 98% of the Old Order Amish community has voted...

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Jan 3, 2021


“New Year, New Me” Says Jeff Bezos After Revealing New Hairstyle
by Drew Valdez -- On Friday, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos revealed a new, purplish-blue mohawk in an Instagram post captioned, “New Year, New...

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Jan 1, 2021


Kidnapper Gives Himself Away After He Mistakenly Signs Ransom Letter
by Drew Valdez -- As a wildy unprecedented year begins to wind down, no news has seemed to be surprising. However, police have reported...

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Dec 26, 2020
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