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Weekly Report
Oct 17, 2020


Trump Deemed White Supremacist For Not Denouncing Supremacists While Sleeping On May 5, 1996: 3:31AM
by Kyle Robinson -- The Town Hall featuring Donald Trump Thursday night had a rather revealing moment. NBC News broadcaster, Savannah...

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Oct 16, 2020


Dog Reveals Secret That Allows It To Bark All Night
by Drew Valdez -- In a groundbreaking, tell-all interview, a dog we were able to sit down with revealed the secret as to how the species...

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Oct 13, 2020


Fans Unable To Watch Mahomes In Real Time Due To Constant Replays Of Previous Throws
by Drew Valdez -- Have you ever seen Patrick Mahomes play in real time? Neither have we. It occurred to the Weekly Report after taking in...

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Oct 11, 2020


Kim Jong Un Announces No Covid Deaths in 2020, or Any Deaths Ever in North Korea...
... and nobody is allowed to check -- by Kyle Robinson -- A staggering remark made by the self-proclaimed ‘Divine Supreme God of North...

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Oct 10, 2020


Yankees Announce They Will Remove Stanton From Game In 4th Inning With Expected Injury
by Drew Valdez -- It seems the Yanks have finally figured out how to read All-Star and regular IL member, Giancarlo Stanton, after years...

Weekly Report
Oct 6, 2020


Trump To Follow "1 Billion Tree Project" With "1 Billion Bush Project"
by Drew Valdez -- During a ‘Let’s See How Much I Can Talk Over Him’ session Tuesday night, President Trump announced that he has a "1...

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Sep 29, 2020


NBA To Increase Diversity By Signing More White Players; Sparks Outrage
by Kyle Robinson -- In turbulent times where diversity reigns over all other considerations, the NBA has proved to be the most virtuous...

Weekly Report
Sep 20, 2020


College Grad Commits Crimes To Be Sent To Prison To Have Better Chance Of Getting Job
by Drew Valdez -- Finding work during the pandemic has been perilous for a large sum of recently graduated college students. This is...

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Sep 12, 2020


St. Louis Cardinals Set To Play 20 Games In 4 Days As Result Of Inability To Contain COVID Spread
by Drew Valdez -- It was decided Friday that the St. Louis Cardinals will play all 20 of their postponed games within a four-day span...

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Sep 12, 2020
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